Sturmey-Archer, I take my hat off to you. The metaphorical one that is.

I have just received my new rear wheel from cell bikes (http://bit.ly/20cT2t5) which includes the Sturmey Archer D2 hub.

This thing is a two speed freewheel hub. Internal gears. You change gears by pedalling backwards about half a turn.

I have a 46:18 tooth set up on the sprockets; good for all the hills at 1.55:1.

The first gear is 1:1 just like a normal single speed. But the overdrive on the second gear is about 1.4:1 giving me 3.58. Woo hoo.

I just did 6 km on the flat at 45 km/h and I could have gone forever.

I creamed a bunch of lycra-clad weekend warriors on their $10K carbon fibre geared bikes.

They look surprised to see a $200 fixie go past them at 45 km/h – that isn’t normal.

You see, and I’m being nice here, they can’t see the two gears. No cables. It looks like a usual single speed.

And my bike is a little more efficient than theirs. There’s a lot less friction on the chain – no tensioner, no dérailleur offset etc.

Eventually a flat tyre got me; bloody Chinese. I swear I am only ever going to buy branded tubes from now on.

Geez I get bored on planes. After reading another article on the new NZ flag debate I found myself designing a new Australian flag on my phone. As if we don’t have enough options and as if we could ever agree on a new option.

I’ve never taken much notice of the World Economic Forum at Davos.

The reason for this is one Malcolm J. Thompson, a former business colleague.

Malcolm had what could only be described as an inferiority complex.

I suspect this had driven him towards the moderate success in his career which included numerous failed startups and a stint as the head of Xerox Labs in Silicon Valley (or near equivalent; my memory doesn’t care).

Not that the failure of startups is necessarily a bad thing; just so long as they fail due to recognised and accepted risk factors outside the control of the CEO, board and investors.

Malcolm used to regale me with his memories of Davos. A full time networker, Malcolm had managed to get a Guernsey one year.

My assumption thereafter has been that Davos was full of Malcolms or near equivalents.

In which case the only function of Davos is to give the Malcolms of the world both an excuse and a reason to be a Malcolm.

So, if you notice any business leader that turns up to Davos more than once, then you’d be good to short their company.

In fact, a shit business leader is effectively a cargo-cultist – they adopt the habits of what they presume good business leaders have.

But in this replicating of circumstances associated with great outcomes they don’t realise that these circumstances are either unrelated to the causes of outcomes or insufficient to produce them by themselves.

Or they just adopt the wrong habits.

So if one wanted to figure out which companies to short, all you have to do is study the measurable habits (like being a repeat attendee at Davos) of business leaders that have failed miserably in the past .

Then you write a program to track the habits of current business leaders and use the algorithm developed from the lessons learned from the habits of past failed CEOs to get early identification of the current idiot CEOs, ahead of their certain failure.

Exhibit A below

There are only three areas of Australia that weren’t occupied by indigenous folk at the time of white occupation; parts of the Nullabor, parts of the Simpson Desert, and Kangaroo Island.

Probably a few of the smaller island weren’t occupied either, for exactly the same reason that Kangaroo Island wasn’t; the aborigines didn’t have much in the way of sea going vessels.

Kangaroo Island had been occupied for tens of thousands of years and the thinking is that it got cut off from the mainland around 6,000 years ago due to rising seas levels.

Around 2,500 years ago it looks like climate change got the better of the ‘remnant’ locals and that was that.

I have always thought that Indigenous Title should be declared over all of Australia as part of reparations. Then a minimal rent should be charged to all land holders and paid to some sort of Future Fund for Indigenous affairs.

Even if the rent was tiny (similar to current state duties or land tax so as not create an uproar) it’d add up after a while

Under this model the only useful Free Title in the whole of Australia would be Kangaroo Island. Maybe in time all the truly racist nutters would concentrate there and we could cut off transport back to the mainland (again).

Even Native Title would be junior to Indigenous Title.

Apart from the lease payments there would be no covenants in Indigenous Title on land use; these would be governed by existing titles.

The Indigenous Future Fund would be interesting beast. Who’d run it? And what would they do with the money?

The problem in Australia is that pots of money attract rent seekers, both black and white and every tone in-between. In fact, rent seeking is our number one national skill set. Stan, it’s the one set of values shared by us all!

The solution is to suggest that the Fund could only use its money to buy land and cancel the so-acquired junior titles (so it can’t be resold). Over time it would simply become a larger and larger land owner.

Of course it would continue to get rent from this so acquired land when leased, and eventually there would be no more land to buy.

So what to with the proceeds then? But that would take centuries so I don’t have to solve this problem now.

The interesting thing about this idea is that it is a complete artifice. On the surface it looks like Indigenous reparations are being effected but in fact it’s just a scheme to transfer land holdings to a constitutionally defined authority that just keeps growing (unlike Crown Land holdings that just keep shrinking) and that can’t be touched by government.

And the sneaky part of the plan?

Well, firstly, for residential land the rent to foreign nationals would be much higher.

Secondly, the fully owned land could be used by the Fund to artificially control land value by offering low rents, thereby forcing our excess wealth into more productive activities.

Lower cost housing would up add up to less stressed Australians. This type of animal would be much better at karma.

In fact, my personal belief is that the high cost of housing is the root cause of our current ethical/spiritual/economic malaise (you choose; they are all correct). If I have to explain why, I will. But I think it’s pretty obvious.

Indigenous affairs could only be improved by a model that fixes these issues and allows for Australians to be a little more ethical and spiritual, and with an improved economic situation that would allow us to throw a few more dollars at the situation.

This morning my Uber was a Ford Falcon complete with pickled-nose fat old school RSLish opinionated bogan. Now that’s Carma.

While my mate Woody seems a tad outraged by the shenanigans of footballer Mitchell Pearce, it would appear to me to be the usual drunk ravings of a very unripe young fellow.

I’ve seen many worse.

What worries me is that a public figure can be videoed in a private setting and that the video can be sold to a media outlet that then proceeds to make money out of the process.

Breach of privacy anyone? If there isn’t, then there should be harsh penalties for such actions.

At the very least Mitchell should be given leave to beat the shit out of the video artist.

Being cooped, as I am, in an air-borne submarine, I have taken to the ‘papers’.

Well. It seems that no one likes our new Australian of the Year.

Not the loopy right, the radical middle, the red left, nor even the green first world problem.

That’s my perception after reading the opinions pages, which are probably written by a bunch of people that believe they are more qualified.

The ‘independent’ panel that decides these things is being labelled ‘mediocre at best’.

The ‘states’ are also being blamed since that is where the nominations mysteriously originate (although, ha ha, you can’t self-nominate).

Other more deserving candidates are being suggested. But each looks decidedly self serving and extraordinarily narrow in their interests and achievements.

One explanation is that as a nation we are less homogenous than we’d liked to think we are.

Or maybe there simply isn’t enough collective social karma in Australia to get behind one one-hundredth of a single award winner.

Noting that the agreed ultimate goal in personal achievement shared by most in Australia is the accumulation of wealth, where does that leave the awards panel?

Those that might be nominated are either idiot savants that worry about one issue, ad nauseum.

Or very wealthy egocentrics using their money in an attempt to buy the award.

My suggestions;

1. Only give the award to former politicians, most that have trained hard to be qualified clowns (say Tony or Kevin), or

2. Make sure the award comes with a one-way ticket to Northern Canada and a one-year’s igloo experience, or

3. Give the award only to organisations or communities, and not individuals. Like when the EU laughingly got the Nobel Peace Prize.

4. Have a chook raffle.

5. Kill the whole thing. Interestingly none of the articles suggested this option.

The very best song for drowning out Qantas’s unreasonably loud safety messages.

I have to go through my spam email every day because once in awhile I find something that’s not spam in there.

After I’ve gone through it, I delete it.

What I want is an option in gmail such that once I delete spam once, emails from the same sender or with the same content are automatically deleted for ever after.

This way I don’t have to wade through reams of the same shit every day looking for something that might be useful.

Some academic has concocted up some maths that claims to calculate how long a conspiracy will last before it’s outed.

The model gives the probability of success for different conspiracies factoring in the number of conspirators, the length of time, the possibility of a leak and even the effects of conspirators dying.

It’s based on the assumption that a conspiracy will fail when it’s no longer a secret.

This is your typical academic effort that starts with entirely the wrong assumption.

It’s pretty clear these days that the best way to hide a conspiracy is to have the conspiracy theory nutters outing it in droves.

Then no one takes any notice whatsoever.

And, did you notice? This missive is a conspiracy theory.

And that means the academic maths is itself a conspiracy designed to cover up conspiracies.

But if it is, it must be purposefully incorrect and hence maybe accidentally correct.

Stan’s forgotten about ‘consumption and debt’; that’s a narrative that clearly speaks to non-indigeneous Australians.

In an article in the Harvard Business Review, Patrick Vlaskovits has decided that the quote below, attributed to Henry Ford, was actually manufactured by one Jean-Marie Dru in 2002

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”

Often have I heard this quoted by those pedalling consulting services that will miraculously transform your employees into great innovators.

The consultant will generally float the idea that there are just two ways to innovate:

1. The dull way via customer feedback, or
2. Through true innovation that is created by gifted visionaries that mostly ignore customer input and instead create innovation based solely on their prophetic vision for the future.

Although why you’d sell this latter message to the masses is a mystery. Very few in the audience would believe that they are the next Steve Jobs, so this message might just act to discourage them.

There is a third option, not usually coached, and that is to copy the new and sexy ideas of others shortly after early market success.

In any case, the use of the supposed Ford quote is as silly as business consulting gets. Imagine for example that Henry did ask that question and the people did say ‘faster horses’.

Had Ford been a true innovator he simply would have done a root cause assessment which assumes that a customer doesn’t know what he or she doesn’t know. In which case ‘faster horses’ is translated to ‘a faster way to get to where I am going in or on my own autonomous mode of transport.’

And then the innovator would ask a bunch more questions as to how much this autonomous mode of transport could cost, and whether there are any other constraints or desires associated with it.

This process is then dove-tailed with an assessment of readily available and potentially available technologies.

Eventually a product development process starts, one that balances risks associated with technology, market and financial factors, as per circumstances.

The irony of the Ford quote is that Ford’s only true business innovation was to make just one model of car for almost two decades, the Model T; one that was very reliable, rugged, and most of all, cheap.

Ironically, his cars were amongst the slowest of the era.

After his initial inspiration to make cheap cars, his capacity for innovation was reserved for engineering which was focused on lowering costs, evermore.

For example, in 1914, a whole 6 years after production began, Ford famously changed the colour of the T-Model to black-only in order to save costs.

Cars had been around for 23 years before the Model T came along but they were still the preserve of the wealthy. The middle classes of America did not desire faster horses, just affordable cars.

What Ford actually did say was:

“I will build a motor car for the great multitude. It will be so low in price that no man will be unable to own one.”

Whether he figured this out on his own or by talking to droves of want-to-be car owners seems to be unrecorded.

In any case it was probably quite obvious at the time that everyone would own a car if only they could. Similarly we would all own private jets and luxury yachts if we could.

The real business challenge for Ford was the creation of a financed plan to achieve this goal, along with the development of all the required novel engineering.

Many, if not most business leaders could develop such a plan but very few would be willing to execute it because the risks of failure are very high. Most business leaders quite rationally prefer lower risk and lower return activities.

For every Henry Ford that is recorded in history there are thousands of similar characters that have been unsuccessful and are long forgotten. The bias in the narrative of the business media towards the adulation of past successful entrepreneurs doesn’t fool too many business leaders. They understand statistics thanks very much!

As a historical note, Ford’s company eventually lost market share because he failed to continually consult his customers as to what they wanted.

Hence he didn’t recognise that his customers had changed; as middle class wealth increased they had started to want genuine choice between models and list options in the cars that they purchased, whereas Ford had just the one standard cheap model with very limited options.

A century later Henry’s company is inflicting Ford Falcons on Sydney’s taxi customers. This doesn’t surprise me one bit; we asked for comfort and space, and Ford brought us rattles, vinyl seats, diff whine and three-quarter rear doors.

So, Jean-Marie Dru;

“If I had asked Sydney’s taxi customers what they wanted, they would have said teleportation.”

And they got Uber instead! You see, business innovation is a tricky, tricky thing.

Today I am at a business forum and the theme is, yet again, innovation in business.

Henry Ford even got misquoted! He is probably turning in his grave.

Speaker after speaker is telling this room full of business leaders that, in these fast changing and disintermediating times, they have to innovate or risk losing their businesses.

To these business leaders I would make one point; successful business innovation isn’t motivated by fear, it is motivated by excitement.

Or to put it another way, excitement is a necessary but not sufficient driver of successful business innovation.

The excitement is needed to motivate the innovator to happily and irrationally ignore the readily-perceivable and overly high risk factors, and probable failure.

So if you are considering some serious business innovation; if your motivation is fear, then don’t bother!

I’d rather slit my wrists than be forced into an Australia Day BBQ with my usual co-passengers on Qantas.

It’d be somewhere on the North Shore. The men would be wearing polo shirts over their guts, linen shorts and leather boat shoes with no socks. The women would be wearing whatever they are told they should wear to BBQs this season and plenty of makeup over their botoxed facades. The talk would be of golf, real estate, their kids’ schools, and the next OS holiday destination.

But as a rule these guys do make the better flying companions. Better than the swill on Virgin, Jetstar or Tiger.

What makes them better is that they fly a lot, they are aware of their environment, they have manners, and there is a least some attempt to minimise the collective angst.

Except on Australia Day. Qantas had been invaded by the spouses and children of the usual professionals. It’s hell in a tin can.

Which tells me two things…

Firstly, what makes Qantas better than the rest is simply that the inmates fly a lot and have learned to collectively chill a bit.

And, secondly, that what I hate about flying is being so close to people that I really don’t want within a 10km radius of my person.

According to some (sic) academics at the (sic) University of Western Sydney, 64% of Australians want a new national flag.

The academics, hoping to get their paper into Nature, sent out a letter poll to which 8,000 individuals responded. Hardly representative of the general (sic) population I would suggest.

As much as I dislike the mini-Union Jack I would note that the most favored (31%) of the options for a new flag was the one at the top right in the image below.

Good enough for a margarine commercial, maybe. Just.

The rest are even worse, except for the Eureka flag which unfortunately has become the mascot of the racist nutters.

My guess is that this country is way too diverse in its peoples for a consensus on a new flag to develop.

From the original Australians through to Afghani asylum seekers, I suspect they are going to have to suck on the rather meaningless Union Jack for quite some time longer.

The Guardian has posted, after careful consideration by one Robert Mc(c)Rum, it’s top 100 English language novels of all time.

I can recall reading 29 of them in decades well past.

Of the 29, which is all that I’m vaguely qualified to comment upon, about 5 or so would have made any top list that I might compile.

One odd thing is the oft selection of obscure books by great authors, probably in an attempt to club the belletristic proletariat into guileless submission.

As in ‘comment not; here there be monsters.’

And then there’s the Nobels – not to be queried. Voss, exempli gratia; if ever a more pretentious toilet roll decoration were brewed I know not it’s name.

And to top it off, the Obscures. You haven’t read all one hundred, have you? Implied harrumph follows.

That McRum(c), he is a literary pensioner; scraping a living off creating the wordy impression that no effort been spared to create the impression that no impression is intended. Wordy.

C, McRum can write just fine but unfortunately he has nothing to say.

Woe be McRum. C.

The great metaphysical question that goes back to George Berkeley is whether something can exist without it being perceived.

As in, ‘if a bear shits in the woods and no one was there to see it, did it really happen?’

Of course if you walked in said bear shit sometime after the fact you’d be in the affirmative camp unless you were a metaphysical philosopher.

In which case you’d still have to scrape that shit right off your shoe while denying it’s very existence.

Now, the internet poses an entirely different form of metaphysical quandary.

Just the other day it was reported that Bill Murray had decided to run for president. This story was picked up by just about all news agencies and reported far and wide.

Bill claims he hasn’t. But if enough people think that he has then he may as well have since the impact would be similar.

He’d never win and they’d never vote. And the point is made.

The great metaphysical question of today is whether something can exist because it is perceived to do so.

I just knew it; I wasn’t wasting my time in that first year philosophy course.

Too juicy, this’ll get Roddie’s blood boiling.  A ship searching for MH370 and loaded up with every sonar known to mankind as required to map what’s under it, sinks after hitting a submerged volcano…my plunger broke….LOL.

Bugger Bitcoin, it can be brought down if a few servers are taken out.

I reckon there needs to be a new virtual currency based on the fempto-second elements (ununtrium (Uut), ununpentium (Uup), ununseptium (Uus) and ununoctium (Uuo)) that can only be detected through traces of their radioactive decay.

Very virtual and yet based on real and hard to get elements, with an exchange rate of about a billion dollars per transient fempto-unit.

Jason, an American basketballer who is playing AFL for St Kilda (as a ruckman of course) said just a month ago:

“As a whole it’s amazing how properly micro-managed one country can be to another,” he says. “I think [in Australia] there’s more ownership to be a good citizen to your country-mates. You actually have to get used to it, but in the end it’s definitely a safer place to live and to be.”

I think he means pico-managed.

Apple don’t need the $1b so there’s more to this than meets the eye. I fully expect to see Apple kick Google off their platform eventually. Siri already uses Bing and nobody seems to realise it. Maybe Apple and Microsoft will team up against Google on mobile – Microsoft to license iOS for its phones and Apple to use Bing exclusively.

Just for the record:

“Dr Ian Walker, a psychologist at the University of Bath, used a bicycle fitted with a computer and an ultrasonic distance sensor to record data from over 2,500 overtaking motorists. 

He found drivers twice as likely to get closer to the bike when the cyclist was wearing a helmet.”

And…

“Psychologists have discovered that people wearing cycle helmets tend to take 30% more risks than they would if they do not have one protecting their head.”

This suggests much of the protective edge provided by a helmet may be lost by making cyclists more likely to have an accident in the first place.

Or to put it another way, statistically speaking one is more likely to have an accident if one wears a helmet. But one’s head may fare better when doing so.

Personally I’d like to see 360 degree Go-Pro’s and radars in all bike helmets under a revenue sharing deal with the cops. This way every cyclist could be used as a roving revenue raiser.

Then you’d see drivers behaving well around cyclists and cyclists taking more care of their helmets.

Last week some nutter was trying to convince me that Sydney’s White Bay precinct was going to challenge Silicon Valley as a tech hub.

After failing to convey to him the concepts of:

A. A cargo cult propagated by a morass of morons with the experience of gnats and the collective intelligence of a Gen Y marketing expert, and

B. A bullshit government marketing campaign designed to disguise yet another high density housing development sans infrastructure, and

C. A bullshit government marketing campaign designed to deflect criticism from the decision to redevelop an existing tech hub (the ATP) as a housing and commercial development,

I reverted to straight data. I said Silicon Valley is about 1500 square miles in area. White Bay is about 2 squares miles. See the map on the left below with the tiny red dot between the ‘S’ and ‘y’ of Sydney representing White Bay, and on the same scale on the right the whole of Silicon Valley.

Nuh. No impact. My adversary, the moron, went catatonic in order not to hear unwanted facts.

There’s something very odd about the bicycle business.

On one hand you can buy a completely new bike for $249.99.

But the cheapest front wheel on eBay or Alibaba will cost you roughly the same, and a decent one much more.

To build the $249.99 bike from parts bought online it’d cost about $1000 at a minimum.

If you ever want bike parts you’re much better off buying the $249.99 bike and pulling the one part you want off it. Which is ridiculous.

I could even pull the $249.99 bike apart and sell the bits on eBay for at least $1000. Odd.

In the old days this would have been excused away as an effect of the economies of scale in a multilayer distribution channel.

The internet was supposed to fix this problem. Supposedly…

Me thinks that this is either yet another unrecognized branch of bistromathics, or some global money laundering scheme (a la Milo Minderbinder).

In any case it’s a great business opportunity for some enterprising online Chinese distributor.

In the meantime Phil, buying the $249.99 bikes and pulling them apart is a better business opportunity than driving around an Uber.

The term “cargo cult” is used metaphorically to describe an attempt to recreate successful outcomes by replicating circumstances associated with those outcomes, although those circumstances are either unrelated to the causes of outcomes or insufficient to produce them by themselves.

I always thought innovation drove tech trends. Oh well…now it looks like we’ll be eating innovation for dinner.

Forum Question; “Salvador Dali’s two elephants; what does it mean?”

Best Answer; “it’s a surrealist painting you dill. It doesn’t mean anything.”

Love it.

A better question would have been; “why did Dali paint that particular painting?”

Because that’s what he did for a living.

Noting that this was painted before either of science fiction art or fantasy art took off, I’d say that Dali didn’t see the cliche coming.

His was a visually sophisticated mind. He seemed to excel at pulling together multiple unrelated visual inputs to create strikingly inexplicable and totally meaningless works of art.

Except of course, there was a meaning; to explore and expand the categories of visual images. Art itself was the meaning.

Do you think that farmers from West Wimmera and the Southern Grampians believe in climate change? Despite being conservative National Party voters, I bet they do.

They aren’t asking for it yet, but they should ask for a large coastal desal plant run off PV and a water pipeline also running off PV. By the way, the pipeline will use much more power than the desal plant.

Interesting politics this. National food security isn’t that important any more so that can’t be used as an argument. We don’t even have a single oil refinery in Australia; our politicians have totally decoupled their actions from old-school national security policies.

So this will require a bit of pork-barreling, mixed with a little agribusiness shenanigans, some token Chinese investment, and all spiced up with some Mac bank brown paper bag for the pollies.

I think I owe John a beer…

Last week I was coerced into writing an article for The Conversation.

The new business editor and I didn’t exactly see eye to eye, so it was trench warfare with respect to the content of the article.

I would change it. She’d change it back. And I would change it again.

Consequently the article became an abomination put together by a committee of two.

At one stage she emailed me to say:

“Just something I noticed while you’re editing, we try and steer clear of writing in the first person. So instead of say writing it as an advice style perhaps we can just weigh up the two arguments?”

And just that day I had read an article in The Conversation (http://bit.ly/1ZC15iE) which was all about good writing. It espoused offering personal opinions and not using the passive voice. Oh I enjoyed emailing that link.

Anyway, due to the battle of content and wills neither of us bothered to edit the thing for grammar (which I usually leave until the end) or typos (of which there were many, given that it was written on this phone using Swype – an approximator of what you mean to type, at best).

At least 90% of the comments were about the typos. Outrage expressed, in fact.

At least now I know how to get the attention of your average academic.

With reference to the plot below, this is how VC has worked for decades.

A small number of large funds in Silicon Valley have the best contacts, the best exits, the most money, the best reputation, hence the best deals and the consistently profitable returns.

However, these returns rely on the continued existence of the two other classes of VC that either don’t make enough profit, or even lose money (as per the plot).

What I mean is that:

1. The best of deals invested in by the Tier 2 and 3 guys are picked up by the Tier 1’s that then proceed to rape the Tier 2’s and 3’s when they can’t participate in larger rounds, and
2. The deals that the Tier 2’s and 3’s invest in help feed the frenzied pool of talent thereby curating the environment whereby the successful entrepreneurs and staff, destined for Tier 1 investments, can rise to the top.

In this context VC is a sot-of Ponzi scheme for those that don’t happen to get to invest in Tier 1 VC funds and manage to invest in Tier 2 and 3 VC funds.

This Ponzi scheme only works because it’s very easy to continually find new fools to fleece, like the Australian government.

And the good news; there’s enough new fools around to keep the scheme running forever. In favour of this Ponzi scheme continuing is the fact that the systematic failure of Tier 2 and 3 VC funds is often obscured by GFC’s and the like.

In NSW, from March 2016, riding a bicycle without an ID will result in a $106 fine and not wearing a helmet or holding onto a moving car will cost $319, while “running” (they mean riding) a red light will incur a $425 fine.

Thank god I still have that NZ driver’s license is all I can say, bro.

What I’d like to see is a pre-payment scheme, sort of like a phone plan. Instead of pay-as-you-go what I want is, say, a $25 per month fixed payment scheme for fines.

I’d go for that in a snitch because it’d be cheaper, State treasury could then forecast their cashflow with more certainty, and the police wouldn’t have to pull me over if I was given some sort of identifier as a pre-payer (say a hi-vis sticker for the helmet with a code on it they could check on the spot from their cars) so they could focus their efforts on the uninsured and maximise revenues – a win-win-win.

The clown responsible for all of this is the NSW minister for roads and other things – one Dunc Gay. A former trucker and shearer, he has some antipathy issues; for example it was his idea to remove the rainbow striping on Taylor Square Oxford street in 2013 and to remove the 5 million dollar cycleway on College St in 2015.

This is he, below. It looks like karma has already got the bugger – nature’s very own pre-payment scheme.

My brand new unpatented hot smoker for use with BBQs.

Discount store total bill; $22. Two oven baking dishes, one metal knob, one oven baking tray and two car battery clips with the insulation removed.

Just add aluminium foil, then smoking sawdust or woodchips from a BBQ shop.

For any meat or fish you just sprinkle with brown sugar and salt, add to the box, close with clips, and turn the BBQ on and then up to max with the BBQ lid down.

The magic number for all foods is 10-20 minutes after you turn it on, depending on your BBQ.

Take a big hard drive, give it an IP address and add an integrated modem to it.

Then develop a web-app that allows you to ‘mirror’ the data being sent to these apps – Google Drive, One Drive, DropBox and the iCloud.

And brand it as ‘your own personal micro-cloud.’ It’d be cloud storage backup for all your cloud data.

Genius!

This is worth recording…

Sean Penn interviews Mexican drug lord El Chapo for Rolling Stone.

El Chapo’s sexy shirt goes viral and the Guardian reports that the clothing manufacturer ‘has seized the opportunity presented by this non-Instagram thinkfluencer.’

That’s a lot of words concocted by the Gen-Y reporter obviously very confused by an old school broadcast media phenomenon, aka a fad.

Some fallacies just aren’t worth outing.

Peter Marchand tells me that we humans are driven by the fear of not existing, in every part of our mind and body, in every chakra, and in every other way in which hippies, philosophers and doctors each dissect our reality.

This existential fear strikes me as correct since the major religions all purport to solve this problem by spinning fairy tales of life after death.

This I guess is designed to help people alleviate their fears of not existing and thereby enabling them to enjoy their brief existence a little more.

But it doesn’t seem to work too well; most people still seem very concerned about death and therefore awfully attached to people, thoughts and feelings.

This is probably because most adherents don’t truly believe the fairy tales, deep down where it matters.

As in all things, there’s no short-cuts in life or death.

Two years back I wrote that

‘Addictions have a purpose and it is central to the person and the journey.

Faced with an addiction one has three choices; to deny it, to contain it, or revel in it until it sickens you.

Unless you face the demon it will always be with you.’

Adding to this, addictions are just attachments.

Faced with attachment to the idea that detachment brings peace in the face of existential nothingness, I would counter that any attachment can be resolved through indulgence to the point of boredom.

But this approach only works if you truly accept existential nothingness and then logically decide to indulge in as many attachments as possible before you are ultimately detached from the ability to attach.

Eventually the whole process will bore you to tears and you will end up being quite content watching butterflies float by.

Or as Lou said, Oh sweet nuthin’, you ain’t got nuthin’ at all (his spelling).

GE was one of the first 12 companies in the Dow Jones industrial average. 119 years later it’s still there!

Noting that their business is a tad old-school (read – subject to rape and pillage by the Chinese) they have decided to reinvent themselves yet again.

See this article on the subject – on.ft.com/1UOgA0f

Basically they have sold off all their ‘generic’ business units, kept their profit making units with good barriers to entry, and are now focusing growth on the deployment of IT in the industrial environment, otherwise known as the Internet of Things (IoT).

The problem with IoT is that there is no universal core technology that scales into every application

Every single one of the zillions of industrial applications needs a dedicated solution with it’s own development costs.

My take on it; GE has defied gravity for longer than anyone but their time is up.

I’d short them.

Whilst at the gym today  I caught whiff of a new reality TV show.

This one is called Selling Houses Australia (http://bit.ly/1ZjNtDs).

It’s sponsored by the usual suspects – Taubmans Paints, Bunnings Hardware, Luxaflex window blinds and Forty Winks bedding.

Now for sometime I have been waiting for the proper disintermediation of the real estate industry.

Granted we have websites such as realestate.com.au and domain.com.au, but these just serve the existing channel, complete with those bloody real estate agents. You guessed it, I don’t like them. They do bugger all and take a lot of money off the table.

I am waiting for the real thing, the Uber or the AirBnB of real estate, to emerge whereupon real estate agents become completely obsolete.

I know there’s quite a few emerging models around but they are all having trouble gaining traction.

One of the reasons for this is that the selling of real estate is something that we do once in a blue moon, and not daily (like booking an Uber) or monthly (like booking accommodation through AirBnB).

Hence it’s harder to get the market to adopt a a new habit.

And it occurred to me that the sponsoring of a reality TV show like Selling Houses Australia is the perfect approach to marketing of a new disintermediating business model.

In fact, it should be the only way it’s done. Bang for buck, unquestionable.

Imagine if Uber had sponsored a Uber Driver reality TV series on one of the major broadcast channels. So long as they had complete editorial veto, they couldn’t have gone wrong.

Now I like bicycles a lot.

I own about four of them, although one I have gifted away even though I am still the only one that uses it on a regular basis. Another I don’t have access to. And another has yet to be delivered to my presence.

There is a case for me having another bike for use in another city which is being added to my list of domiciles.

There’s a few options for solving this problem:

1. I could figure out how to get access to one of the two bikes that I own and yet don’t have. One needs a lot of work and money to make right and the other probably needs some sort of gearing added (yet to be confirmed, this) to deal with the hills at the new domicile. In both cases I probably I’d have to spend money on the bikes and transport the things around 800km.
2. I could buy a second-hand bike in the new domicile, saving the transport cost but probably still requiring the fix up cost.
3. Or I could just buy a new bike on-line and have it delivered. This saves all transport costs and also avoids any fix-up costs. However it does incur the premium cost of a new bike. Although, oddly enough, second hand bikes can cost nearly as much to fix up as a buying a new bike since parts bought on-line are quite expensive. If you don’t do your own mechanics then fixing up an old bike is invariably more expensive than buying an equivalent new bike. Even if you do, it’s line ball. There is another cost associated with buying a new bike; one of attachment and detachment … I will explain below.

Accidentally I found myself in a bike shop last week. I was caught out with a puncture and well away from my own stash of bike tubes, tools and pumps.

Whilst waiting for my repair I was compelled into a test drive of a brand new Lekker Amsterdam Elite Nuvinci Series (http://bit.ly/1ShrRbJ).

This thing has two novel features – first, the NuVinci CVT gearing system combined with the Gates belt drive.

Now I’ve been curious about these technologies for sometime and to find them on a bike that I could test ride was an event that I couldn’t miss.

Quite unfortunately the thing was brilliant. Better than brilliant in fact. And quite affordable at $1400.

But that’s $1400 I probably don’t have to spend. I could possibly get away with a couple of hundred depending on which option I pick and it would be better for the environment.

It’s not that I am overly attached to the $1400.

It’s just that I wouldn’t want to leave a $1400 bike tied up to a sign-post. Thoughts of potential theft would ruin my Zen, just like a Pom worrying about a shark attack whilst swimming at Bondi.

So in this instance I am attached to the idea of being detached from the worry of the theft of an item that I am somewhat attached to.

Oh yeah, and it wouldn’t be too cool to ride around on a shiny new Dutch bike either. But I suppose I could scuff it up a bit and change some of the bits (like the pedals, the seat, the stem and handlebars, etc) with nice old crappy bits.

Just for completeness, the shifter on this thing shits me too. It’s designed for morons that don’t ride bikes and it stands out like dogs balls. It looks as though it belongs on a *spit* hybrid bike. I don’t think I could live with it!

So it would appear that I am also somewhat attached to detached appearances.

Carbon sequestration, o’ the irony…

Giant icebergs are carving off the polar ice caps as globally warming accelerates. We have all heard of this and it is a very bad thing.

Some good news though; researchers have discovered that as these giant icebergs melt they release trapped iron into the iron deficient waters of the high latitudes.

This iron acts as a fertilizer for photoplankton which thrives, consumes carbon dioxide and then dies, sinking to the ocean bottom thereby trapping the carbon dioxide.

Apparently this effect contributes up to 20% of all the carbon buried in the Southern Ocean, which itself contributes about 10% of the global total.

We aren’t talking about a lot of dissolved iron here by the way. Bugger all.

Here’s the calcs…

The concentration of dissolved iron in icebergs is highly variable and between 4-600 nM (source: http://bit.ly/1TTNRHf)

The total global ice melt is around 742 cubic kilometres per year (source: http://bit.ly/1Zs7n4k) much of which isn’t from icebergs, but I’ll use this number as a worst case scenario.

Taking the median of iron concentration and working through the maths, this equates to 125,140 tonnes of iron released from all ice melt, per year, globally.

Now I’d just like to point out that the largest ocean tanker  in service has a gross tonnage of 234,006 tonnes (source: http://bit.ly/1RL0Hs6)

Get to it, fuckers!

‘Fair’ and ‘equal’ are both adjectives but they certainly aren’t equal.

Equality can be quantitatively measured by outcomes whereas fairness can only be qualitatively addressed by intentions.

Fairness is far more subjective and hence less useful in some circumstances than equality.

For example, the early suffragettes were pushing a cause which was designed to overcome systemic hypocrisy aimed at women, which however most people at the time thought was quite fair.

I suppose the moral to this story is that all ethical causes should start out by targeting ‘equality’ but as the battle proceeds, and as general opinion shifts as to what is fair, these causes should convert to the promotion of ‘fairness’.

In fact the enablement of this shift should be the primary focus of any ethical cause.

The problem with hanging onto the concept of equality long after the general population has accepted the principle of fairness is that a cause risks discriminating against others.

For example, there is now very little opposition to the concept of equal opportunities for women in Australia. This is considered fair.

Yet some women are still pushing for equality in outcomes. An example would be forcing the boards of public companies to have equal numbers of men and women; which runs the risk of discriminating against the more worthy.

Here’s an interesting article that explains why the value of the AUD is so unlinked to fundamentals of the Australian economy and also why it fluctuates wildly compared to other currencies – http://bit.ly/1PVUDLA

The trouble with these effects is that they impact upon the ability of Australian businesses to both export as well as to import for capital investment purposes.

That is, the over-fluctuating and weirdly valued currency removes the certainty which is required for business investment.

I believe this is a prime reason why Australian economy is so focused on the domestic services sector, simply because this is the one sector where there is more business certainty, shielded as it is from currency movements.

One potential solution to this problem would be for our governments to fund their annual deficits with newly printed currency, rather than long term bonds or foreign debt.

This would put downwards pressure on the currency and help link the value of the currency to the economy in a more first-order manner.

In fact, when there are budget surpluses the government could also destroy currency, much like a corporation doing a share buy-back. This should enhance the value of the currency.

A side benefit of funding budget deficits by quantitative easing would be that it would be a form of taxation that is biased against unwanted trade deficits. By devaluing the currency all noteholders have reduced ability to buy imports or spend money overseas.

Such an immediate and transparent impact of government budgets upon the population might even shift the political process because the voting population would realise that they, rather than future generations, will have to pay for all proposed government expenditure. This would also put government pork-barrelling under closer scrutiny.

One query I have with this plan is the relative distribution of taxation under quantitative easing. It would appear on the surface to be a relatively flat taxation lever thus disadvantaging those with less income or wealth. But then this may be ameliorated by the fact those with wealth would be more focused on buying imported goods or spending money overseas. In any case, we do have a weighted income tax system to help overcome any such measured discrepancies.

Another issue would be the ability of businesses to buy overseas capital equipment and technology for investment purposes as the currency is devalued by quantitative easing. Here I would argue that the value of exports would be concomitantly enhanced and, indeed, this whole mechanism is structured to create certainty for business wishing to export, which in the long run is in everyone’s best interests.

Clearly, Fred’s an idiot.

Industrialisation killed craftmanship and IT ain’t going to bring it back.

Email to Velosure:

“Sam

I can’t think of any occasion where I could cause damage to body or property on my bike without being charged by the police for some road offence, thus making the third party insurance policy worthless.

regards
Ian”

Email reply:

“Hi Ian,

Thank you for your email.

I agree that the wording is not clear and can appreciate that you may not want to take verbal confirmation that the intention of the wording is other than it appears.

I am sorry we were unable to keep you on policy.

Should you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Kind regards
Sam”

Geez…he should have added ‘and please don’t tell anyone.’

The other night I heard someone say that she wasn’t a feminist. This surprised me muchly since she is a person that inherently dislikes hypocrisy. Maybe that’s the point?

Her stated view was roundly approved by my round friend who is not a feminist and probably thinks it’s just another conspiracy theory, with Hillary at the helm.

The Uber driver wisely stayed silent. As did your pondering scribe.

It got me thinking, am I a feminist?

First, to definitions….according to Wiki and the OED a concatenated definition could read;

“A feminist is a person that supports a range of movements and ideologies that share a common goal: to define, establish, and achieve equal political, economic, cultural, personal, and social rights for women.”

My italics, not theirs.

Is support simply the absence of antipathy, or do you need to be a card-carrying member? There’s a lot of daylight between these two extreme versions of support.

Equal must be an unachievable aspirational goal; they should say so. There’s no avoiding the Bell Curve in all things human.

Rights; does this mean opportunities or outcomes?

I wish there was a single word for the removal of discriminatory anti-rights, which I wholly agree with.

But I get a little squiffy when outcomes rather than opportunities start to be hardwired into our legislatures because this can cause discrimination against the more worthy.

And finally, when they say women, surely they mean any minority (such as overweight tinkers), or even any downtrodden majority?

Picking one disadvantaged group over all the others as your mission d’etat seems like a form of bigotry to me.

Especially as a woman where you could expect to be a beneficiary of your actions in this regards. Conflict of interest alert!

So, in summary I would say that, although I applaud many of the goals of feminism, I am not one.

When it comes to actions, I will happily vote in favor of the removal of discrimination in all its forms.

I might even voice this support under the influence of a couple of beers.

Hypothesis: there’s a big difference between an original thinker and a contrarian.

Facile Supporting Argument: (stating the bleeding obvious) an original thinker has thoughts that are new to mankind whereas a contrarian simply has views that are different to those around him.

Example: I am sure the ideas of this blog entry are new to some and could be labelled as original thinking. But on the contrary I am sure that these thoughts have been had before by at least one of the 107 billion people that have walked this earth.

Complication: but then you might say, what if that one person amongst the 107 billion had kept her thoughts to herself? Then she may as well have been a bear in the woods, poking and pondering her poo.

Resolution: when in doubt fabricate a Venn diagram and refer to an interesting sounding 20th century French existential philosopher – Camus for instance. That’ll silence your bog standard TV-educated Australian adversary.

There’s a starman waiting in the sky
He’d like to come and meet us
But he’s completely forgotten why

Velosure are pushing their cycling insurance on me…

“We understand the risks you face as a cyclist, whether you’re commuting to work, on a training ride with friends or riding with your family. That’s because we’re cycling enthusiasts, just like you. We’ve put our collective cycling experiences and understanding together to create liability cover products tailored for cyclists and we back it up with service that only a specialist bicycle insurer can provide.”

“Velosure’s Cyclist Liability Cover is designed to provide you cover for potential costs in the event of a claim made against you by another person for damage to their property or personal injury, arising whilst you are cycling.”

A close perusal of their product disclosure reveals this…

“We will not pay for any claim arising from an accident where you were using the bicycle illegally or in the performance of an illegal action or in contravention of relevant state traffic and road usage laws.”

Now I can assure you that if you cause damage to property or body as a result of riding your bicycle then the police will charge you with some form of road offence and then you won’t be covered.

Now that there is good old Australian innovation in action … getting people to pay for a product that cannot possibly provide any benefit under any circumstances.

As with the souffle the thong never rises twice.

A mobile phone with an integrated push-to-talk two way radio.

Why? Why not. CES was full of reinvented analog rubbish.

Invention of the day…by Lola.

Bugger the color changing bottle, she wants the contents to change color.

Bet you there’s no elements 120 or 126 in this rock.

Although I have always disliked hypocrisy I have come to accept that it’s a natural party of the communications related to human behavior, including my own.

I find it telling that the antonyms of hypocrisy are listed as actual, authentic, forthright, honest, just, real, reliable, righteous, sincere, truthful, upright.

Not a single umbrella term that describes the antonym of hypocrisy in its broadest context. Just a bunch of words that sketch around the concept.

I mention this because I’m now pretty sure that human collaboration that is positive (my take on it) and communicated honestly, but that doesn’t have a specific word to describe it (let’s call it anti-hypocrisy), can only exist when there’s hypocrisy around as well.

It’s as though hypocrisy and anti-hypocrisy are matter and antimatter, codependent and coexisting.

My argument in support of this? Even the most honest person would have to admit that there are times when a little ‘spin’ is far more efficient than trying to teach a pig to sing.

Indeed, the person that is honest to a fault would, for example, fail to become a leader of any sort in the presence of those that know when to spin and when to sing.

Thus I have come to wonder as to the optimum ratio of hypocrisy to anti-hypocrisy.

Most likely it is very case dependent. Perhaps the question is best asked in reverse; when does hypocrisy become counter-productive?

One answer is where subsequent decisions can substitute for action, or decrease the probability of the success of the proposed action that they call for.

But often hypocrisy extends beyond such simplicities. For example, when the called-for action is not the true goal and where the hypocrisy is deemed the simplest means to garner support that would otherwise be difficult to achieve.

What I do know is that hypocrisy is counter-productive when it’s primary goal is solely the self improvement of the position of the progenitor(s).

Sometimes such self-focused hypocrisy is so ingrained that the perpetrators don’t even know they are doing it. An exemplar would be our entrenched two party political system that seems to promote such people and their actions.

The result is perpetual meanderings until a system meets a crisis after which there may be a brief spring where anti-hypocrisy flourishes and restores prosperity (or whatever else is collectively desired), after which the self-interested types will yet again come to the fore.

The only reason that hypocrisy can’t reign forever is competition. Competing countries or organisations with less hypocrisy will always be more competitive.

The hypocrisy ridden entity will always be found out eventually because competition shows people what they haven’t got.

Even the deepest monopolies such as the Chinese Empire or Sydney Rail eventually succumb to competition, or its apparition.

Thus, over an extended period, hypocrisy and anti-hypocrisy must naturally balance to some unknown and unmeasurable ratio.

But at any moment it’s very probable that what you’re listening to is hypocrisy of one sort or another.

$28m a year to advertise a marketing campaign, disguised as an innovation agenda, that is promoted as costing $250m a year but actually costs only around $100m a year of new expenditure.

I’m pretty sure that this country’s going to disappear up it’s own orifice.

Unless of course our federal government bundles up it’s advertising and marketing strategies and licenses them to foreign governments that aren’t as innovative.

I know for a fact that my mate Rob (see photo below) has two degrees that were fully paid for by the Commonwealth and State governments.

Unfortunately neither of these degrees were in economics.

Otherwise he’d know that the primary function of government is to tax us and redistribute that wealth into functions such as education.

Any argument against free education is effectively an argument against the function of government.

Those Sneetches with stars, despite all their tertiary degrees they can’t construct a rationale argument for their penchant for servants.

See the latest campaign from Sydney buses below….I beg to differ.

Sydney buses can stop so quickly that they have to use bullet proof windscreens to prevent standing passengers from flopping out onto the road.

In fact, getting the passengers to lurch around the bus via rapid breaking is the favorite sport of most Sydney bus drivers.

If a bus ever hits a pedestrian it’s because the driver is in a particularly grumpy mood.

Prompted by a dodgy documentary on German WW2 tanks, viewed through total boredom on a flight, I have just finished a book on Ferdinand Porsche.

Written by a Porsche-apologist German engineer and suffering from a machine translation, it should have been hard going. But I sort of liked it.

Porsche’s wife was mentioned once by her name and yet whole pages were devoted to the arrangements of cylinder valves on a specific X-configured experimental aero engine.

Before WW1 Porsche invented the combustion-electric hybrid engine transmission system. It didn’t go into any sort of production until after his death, when his son managed to get it into German tanks after WW2. It didn’t make it’s way into a production car until the late 90’s in the Prius, almost a century after Porsche first dreamt it up.

Porsche was both a businessman and an engineer. During WW1 many of his creations made their way into action. Cars, armoured vehicles, gun transport systems, airplane engines, etc.

Between the wars his major claim to fame was the development of the Volkswagen Beetle and related company.

He also developed the first diesel boxer engine which wasn’t put into production. I mention this because it means those buggers at Subaru were lying a decade back when they released the ‘world’s first diesel boxer engine.’

Porsche was very busy as Hitler’s pet engineer in WW2 but his only significant engineering success was the military version of the Beetle, which became the German ‘Jeep’.

He totally screwed up in tank development, being far too ambitious with innovation.

In fact the German tank development program prior to and during WW2 was over-focused on large tank size and continual innovation rather than tank numbers and reduced maintenance issues.

As a result the Russians ended up overwhelming the Germans tanks on the Eastern front just with the sheer numbers of their own much simpler tanks.

This thanks to the fact that Hitler was a techie at heart. He just loved new tech way more than practical tech.

Hitler had decreed that post-war all motor engines in Europe (and elsewhere in the German empire) would be air cooled.

Air cooled engines as found in the Beetle were his signature pet love. This crusade was his entry ticket into the tech community of the day.

What I found most fascinating about the book was that it gave an entirely new insight into Germany both before and during the last world war.

Written in the context of business and high-tech engineering rather than people, policy, politics and war strategy, I suspect now have a more balanced view of the era.

Primarily because I can properly calibrate business and engineering activities because that’s what I do.

One pertinent moral to the story would be this; never let a wannabe tech-head run your country. They take way too much of their advice from self-interested and self-absorbed tech entrepreneurs, scientists and engineers.

I reckon that if I was feeling suicidal and had a penchant for autoaquacide that I’d make the extra effort and steal a Maserati, or near equivalent.

Who in their right mind or otherwise would go to meet Poseidon in Australia’s very own Trabant, the Ford Falcon station wagon???

Egads, the papers are full of reports on the inclusion of four new elements into the periodic table.

“Such is the lot of the modern-day chemist: you wait ages for a new element to turn up and then four are discovered at once.”

Firstly, these elements weren’t discovered and they don’t exist in nature. They were invented very much on purpose by engineers posing as physicists.

Secondly, you’d hope that most chemists don’t give a shit because they know that these elements have a half life of around a fempto-second and will never end up in any sort of molecule.

But not to worry, there might be a pool of stability for the as yet uninvented elements 120 or 126.

Or maybe not.

My guess is that these elements would be floating around naturally if this was the case. Nature has means of focusing energy somewhat better than any bloody linear accelerator dreamt up by engineers.

But I do have to admire this great big Ponzi scheme for getting billions in research funding. Who said scientists are crap at marketing?

I just wonder why the inmates are so fixated on spending their lives and our money chasing ephemeral radioactive decay signatures?

It’s possibly true that never was so much effort expended for so little gain.

Grace is the quality of being pleasantly polite, or a willingness to be fair and polite.

That’s according to the Cambridge English Dictionary.

The Americans see it differently. According to the Webster it’s a controlled, polite, and pleasant way of behaving

The addition of the ‘controlled’ is telling. It suggests that displaying grace for an American requires an unnatural effort.

I have no idea what the Australian Macquarie Dictionary reports for the meaning of grace because the thing is quite gracelessly hidden behind a paid firewall.

One thing that I have noticed is that many people find it easier to exude grace when interacting with acquaintances and strangers.

Family though, that’s a tougher gig.

Familiarity seems not only to breed contempt but it also kills grace.

Kids; they are the masters of this.

Some of them never learn the benefits of grace as they mature. Often because their parents simply don’t value grace enough themselves and therefore don’t bother to teach it.

Which makes me think that the Americans are onto something. For most, grace may be a learned attribute, hence the addition of the ‘controlled’.

Taking much effort to learn, the payback for an education in the discipline of grace is well worth the application.

Simply stated, grace reduces a whole bunch of barriers in life at very little or no cost. It probably has highest IRR of all human behaviors.

I suspect that the closer to one’s home that one practices grace, the more content one’s soul will be.

However even the best disciples often forget to, or are never taught to, practice grace with themselves.

If you can crack this then you are well on your way to nirvana in this life.

China is the new innovation nation.

Well that’s their goal anyway.

A couple of years ago manufacturing peaked as a percentage of Chinese GDP and now it’s on its way down.

Services are rising, as they are everywhere else in the developed world, which forces manufacturing downwards in percentage terms.

Fortunately for China we are in the IT century where innovation seems to be mainly concentrated into IT, an engineering field.

What this means is that information and code can be combined to reduce the costs of the marketing and delivery of goods and services.

Innovation in this sense requires virtuality no invention. That is, it’s bloody easy. There’s more ideas than capital, so all you need is capital. And a captive market with money to blow.

It would seem to me that China is a shoe-in to innovate in this century especially as their government is pretty adept at excluding Western IT companies from operating in China, thereby giving the locals time enough to copy.

Completely new Chinese ideas? Just keep pushing money into them to buy an audience. It works just about everywhere.

Innovation. A piece of piss.

I don’t believe in multiple universes.

Which is different to saying that they can’t exist.

All I’m saying is that I can’t imagine that we could ever detect them if they did exist, nor does their existential existence have any imaginable impact on mine.

So I’m not going to waste my existence being in any way concerned about them.

I don’t believe in wasting time on time wasting. Unless it’s in this universe of course.

Now to maths; to you mad physicists and philosophers I would say the more complex your maths, the more likely it is that you’re dissembling.

Or more specifically, the gap between my reality and your dream world gets bigger as your solutions expand in length.

In fact, there’s a little known branch of bistromathics, canteenmathics, which is specifically related to the reality prescribed to mathematical solutions that defy all possible experimental confirmation.

When it comes down to matters of faith, belief craves home comforts.

And faith is nothing if not the sum of confirmation biases of all the people you know, each individually weighted by the inverse of the cube power of the degree of separation.

Of course if all the people you know are in your field and spend all their time worrying about the gap between my reality and your dream world, then knock yourself out, mate.

This is why one needs an editor…from The Guardian;

“Consistently, data shows us that around one-third of women have experienced a form of sexual harassment. Compare that to the less than 10% of men who have been victims and you can be sure that our attention on females is justified.”

On the subject of corporate branding, you have to admire the honesty of this lot. Consult a local I say!

Ever heard of Beijing Duck or Mumbai Sapphire Gin?

I reckon there’s a lost opportunity here; the novelty value of a change of branding might just be worth it.

After all, corporations change their names all the time especially after mergers. But also because the boards get bored.

But maybe that’s because it just doesn’t matter what a corporation’s name is.

Which leads my to my very convoluted point.

Although corporate branding doesn’t matter a jot, you’d be surprised how seriously it’s taken from within.

Reality is distorted towards heightened self importance the closer one gets to epicentre of organised materialism.

One benefit of age is the knowing that no matter what pain you’re feeling, time will cure it better than any plan or even any unplanned course of action.

In other words, don’t panic.

While we’re on the subject of Kierkegaard, he also said:

“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”

This is great advice for some people, some of the time.

However I would reconstitute it into a more general averment, one that recognizes the power of reflection.

Life is nothing if not a problem to experience and a reality to be solved.

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”

Although I agree in the main with Kierkegaard’s sentiment, I prefer to rephrase it thus:

Life must be lived in the ‘now’; but with forbearance earned from understanding the past, that of your own and that of others.