Nutty Academics

Some academic has concocted up some maths that claims to calculate how long a conspiracy will last before it’s outed.

The model gives the probability of success for different conspiracies factoring in the number of conspirators, the length of time, the possibility of a leak and even the effects of conspirators dying.

It’s based on the assumption that a conspiracy will fail when it’s no longer a secret.

This is your typical academic effort that starts with entirely the wrong assumption.

It’s pretty clear these days that the best way to hide a conspiracy is to have the conspiracy theory nutters outing it in droves.

Then no one takes any notice whatsoever.

And, did you notice? This missive is a conspiracy theory.

And that means the academic maths is itself a conspiracy designed to cover up conspiracies.

But if it is, it must be purposefully incorrect and hence maybe accidentally correct.