I wonder how many times you’ve had sex and I wonder if you know who’ll be next? However, asking the questions isn’t anywhere near as interesting as providing the answers. But therapists believe that the only answers that stick are ones that you arrive at yourself. Either that, or this takes more time and they get more money.
Cycling
Sydney
Bear in the woods
A bucket called sex
Is there a bucket called ‘sex’, where all your emotions can be tossed?
To be loved, liked and needed; all to be compressed into, and proxied by, sex.
On one hand this short-cut does proffer efficiency.
And yet, on the other, it may lack complexity and richness of experience, and also add guilt.
As in all things ’emotional’, there is no such thing as a free lunch.
Consequences
Bitcoin
A few years ago Napster was the biggest thing in peer to peer file sharing.
Then it was brought down; and this was possible because it used central servers.
Similarly Bitcoin has just been brought to heel by an attack on its central servers by the US feds, who are shit-scared of a monetary system outside the control of a central government that they can bomb the fuck out of, if necessary.
The next step, as night follows day, is the development of non-government, electronically trade-able money system that uses a distributed peer to peer system with no central servers.
The US has just set the Aspergers kids a nice challenge.
Alarming
The alarm system at my office is constantly going off at odd hours, or malfunctioning.
Even the cleaners managed to fuck it up this weekend.
Combined with the dodgy doors on the place, which interact with the alarm, I can’t imagine why I have put up with the vibe of the thing for so long.
It’s like having a very annoying external conscience. Whadya?
Referee
Western Buddhism
Mullberries in sight
Luddites
Some futurologist recently made the claim that modern society will splinter into two groups; the techies, who will represent the wealthiest top fifteen percent, and the rest who will be on subsistence earnings.
Farewell middle classes.
It’s probably bullshit but it does make me wonder if, at some stage, information technology will get so invasive and obscure that we might face a second Luddite movement?
Porkies
According to the newspaper it’s not cockroaches that thrive during a nuclear winter, but pigs.
The evidence is that wild pigs have taken over the exclusion zone around Fukushima and are multiplying.
Japan is short of hunters and in any case they wouldn’t want to go into the exclusion zone. But the pigs are pretty keen to come out.
Only in Japan. Note to self…eat not pork on the next trip to Japan.
Party
The word “party” arrived around the thirteenth century from an old French word that meant “that which is divided”. Think “partition” or “party wall”.
The political sense of “side in a contest or dispute” evolved by 1300.
Later, a party as a “gathering for social pleasure” was first used in 1716, originally for some specific purpose,
e.g. dinner party, hunting party.
So we went from a group of politicians, divided from their opposition, to a group just having fun and getting pissed.
It’s a shame we didn’t come up with a new word for the latter.
Labor
When you think about it it’s no surprise that the former Labor Party used the Hills Hoist in its advertisements for its policies to accelerate growth in the high tech industries.
Technically illiterate, functionally corrupt, American sycophants and socially conservative; that’s them. I don’t for a second think any other party is any better, BTW.
Centre left
Receiving
Giving
Another tip for a happy life; giving can be more fun than receiving.
Unhappy people are takers. Take, take, take. Think Rupert Murdoch.
And I don’t means gifts either. I mean giving whatever it is that you are good at.
Also, note that there is absolutely no point giving dross or commodities, no matter how much time or effort you put into it. It’s quality, not quantity, that matters.
Sans entitlement
Should
Opinions
If you are writing an opinion piece you should not use the word “should” in the title.
It’s a crap way to go about converting people with opposite views. And there is no point preaching to the converted.
Instead, first focus on the problem and then subtly offer up your wonderful solution.
So, rewriting the first sentence of this blog correctly we would have; “Do the readers that you really want to get to never actually get past the titles of your articles?”
Firewalls
I have just re-learnt for the millionth time that I can be self centered, lazy and careless.
Aren’t we all to some extent though?
At least those of us that are aware of it can moderate these traits if we care to.
One side impact of being an individual that is aware of these traits is that they tend to be more obviously paraded on the surface.
Not like those unaware types who keep their self centeredness, laziness and carelessness behind carefully constructed firewalls, behind which these traits beaver away in the dark.
Self
I wonder why it is so rare for women to be able to laugh at themselves?
I do know that the ability to laugh at oneself has three sources; one, cultural and picked up through early development, another is based on self-confidence, and, finally, an understanding that humour is the most efficient stress release mechanism around.
Girls please note, inter alia and if this matters to you, being able to laugh at yourself makes it much. much easier for men to be with you.
Of course if men aren’t important to you then, knock yourself out and take it all very seriously by all means. But there are other, probably more important, benefits to being able to laugh at yourself.
Monorail
Sydney is just getting rid of its monorail because it was getting in the way of the plans of a few developers.
It is being dismantled and sold to a Chinese city. They are cutting the support beams at the top of the plinths that they sit on (see below) which means the thing will be ten feet lower when it’s reinstalled in China.
By the time it gets to Russia or Mongolia on its third internship it will be head height.
On the fourth effort in Nigeria it will be a train.
The Hilton
Concept of the day
Toe knee ab butt
I was clearing out my mail this morning for first time in weeks, and I found this (below).
Numbers one and four are fluff since they are stuff all governments do and the results are subjective.
Number three is immeasurable.
Number six will probably be taken care of by general growth in the economy, but they know they won’t be there by then anyway. Note, they didn’t say if it was the net or gross number of new jobs…
Number two is a reiteration of Tony’s crusade. But it might be harder than they realise to get this through the Senate. A double dissolution election would really piss off the electorate, so maybe they would be better placed to soften their stance on this.
Number five is political suicide.
They had the election won anyway…why bother hanging yourself I say? Fuckwits…
Since the Australian people didn’t get to countersign the contract they could argue the contract isn’t enforceable I suppose.
In the photo there is also six ministers in waiting; I guess this implies one goon responsible for each of the six clauses in the contract.
For Lola
Have you ever wondered why some people, as they get older, get more and more set in their ways? These people are often anxious when anything around them changes or is out of routine.
As an example, my elderly in-laws took us out for a bushwalk recently. In order to catch the ferry to the start of the walk we had to be at the wharf by 10am. The ferry wharf was fifteen minutes from where we were staying. At 9am they were panicking that we would be late because I was still casually crafting up a latte in the kitchen in my pyjamas. There was no penalty for being late since there was a ferry every hour and daylight was twice as long as our walk, and also there was nothing planned for after the walk; so we had all the time in the world. Basically they had told themselves that we were aiming for the 10am ferry (it being the latest possible compromise for people who got up at 6am and those of us who arise at 9am). By 9am the anxiety hit as the deadline approached. Wow.
The majority of people on this planet are not free of mind. They do not question their existence. They do not challenge their behaviors. They accept their inherited constraints. They do not develop wisdom and as they get older they become little tiny eggs in a very tight silos, scared and often unhappy, if not obviously on the surface. They seek the comfort of the known.
Do yourself a favour; question your birthrights, challenge orthodoxy of the mind, use logic to be not scared of consequences, understand human systems so you can place any situation into context, do things that scare you, realise that most consequences are imaginary, fear not the opinions of people you know not, and remove yourself from the safety blanket of groups of equally deluded like-minded people.
That is, be an individual and develop genuine wisdom. It will make you happier, independent and you will also be free of the self-made constraints that hold people back in their endeavours, be they love, work or play.
Lifts
Fugees
Squish
I just played my first squash comp match in a decade and won three love.
Truth is I played like shit but the other guy just wasn’t that good.
He looked ok but got himself all out of position so I could just play it away from him with ease.
I am going to have to go up a few grades to make this worth while.
I have to slow my self down since I was rushing shots and also getting too close to the ball.
No message. Just a note to self.
Brazil Ian
Culture wars
A pox of both sides of the culture wars.
The desire to win this game is driven by inherent personal insecurity, which leads to a desire to be validated by being part of a majority.
The best way to achieve a majority is to engage in efforts to maximise the government funding to causes aligned, and to actively cut the grass of the efforts of the unaligned.
It would be cheaper and easier if we just all (via the govt) paid for psychology sessions for the lot of them…so that they can seek their validation internally. However both sides of the culture wars would gang up to defeat that one.
Labile illusion
Climate changer
Every now and again I read the Australian to see what Rupert said at breakfast.
Now that the election has been won and his boy is in the Lodge little warning signs are being sent. Namely that “I put you there and I can tip you out”.
Oddly, the Australian has gone quite neutral on the IPCC report. There is no thundering editorial proclaiming the lack of direct evidence or the presence of political bias.
In fact there is no editorial at all, just a long article with no clear summary position. What means this?
I suspect that Rupert has figured out that he will in fact be dead by the time this issue bites, economically. So his job is done and he has probably lost interest.
The minions at the Australian are seeking guidance by reporting neutrality until some smoke signals are received from New York.
Tony Abbott will follow suit and will be the last in the chain of serfs to know what his stance should be.
Policy
Libertarians…they focus on reducing the impact of governments on our daily lives. You have to think this battle has been lost.
In the west we are now in the era of high daily intervention, upon our good selves, by government.
However, if we view countries as football clubs competing for the same prize (wealth) then it is imperative we have an organised and aggressively interventionist government. Especially in a small economy like Australia.
Unfortunately we have the worst of both worlds. An over regulated government when it comes to screwing with our daily lives, but a bunch of free market fuckwits when it comes to economic football; we rely entirely on the goodwill of the corrupt ref, the US, who continunally makes side bets.
Nigeria on page 8
Salad
Flying
Achilles tendinitis
Broken
Awareness
Self awareness…and external awareness, i.e. other people’s awareness of each of us.
I have a hypothesis that our own self awareness is inversely equal to the weighted sum of the awareness of each of us by other people. It has to be true because I haven’t fixed the weighting factors…
Just perusing through Linked-In it’s pretty clear to me that a lot of people spend a lot of time trying to get noticed.
It’s a zero sum game guys!
Lola in Lyttleton
Lyttleton 2
Lyttleton
Keyo
Illusion of the soul
Band aid
There are now band aids with kids cartoons all over them.
It’s not as though parents need to pacify kids on the subject at the time of purchase. And at the time of use, kids will take any band aid. Giving them choice just slows down application and it also adds to the general spoiling of their temperament.
This is a case of parents being totally sucked in by marketing with only negative outcomes.
Compromised of compartments
Game of knows II
Family
Yesterday was a reminder of the weaknesses of the human mind.
Family…issues…pride…anger. All that stuff. Fortunately it was once removed for me – the in laws.
And we managed to get them altogether in an alcohol free environment and, it started icy, but was warm by the end.
Generally, people just aren’t emotionally smart enough to figure out what’s most important to them. Or good for them.
Little issues can quite stupidly become big issues and then the most important people can be isolated from each other for years.
Game of knows
I recall being eighteen years old; the world looked so big and complex. I felt like a pawn in a very big game.
I also had a burning desire to understand the human systems around me so, at the very least, not to feel like I was being played.
That program had just about completed and I have pretty much succeeded. There isn’t much that goes on in the world or my head that I don’t understand.
Sisters in law
The US glass pyramid
When I think of US culture I think of a money pyramid made of glass bricks which has an optically reflective outer surface.
The people at the bottom can look up to the top of the pyramid and idolise those that have ‘made it’.
They can also see a reflection of themselves, a symbol of their mythical ability to reach the top of the pyramid. Shame about all those glass ceilings in the pyramid…
Art & Design
I just walked past the design and arts college of NZ.
I am wondering if you start out doing both and then you major in art if you have no real intentions to eat and you like sucking up, or if you do design if you aren’t talented enough and hate conforming?
Similar raw technical talent but very different personality types. Odd that they coexist.
Smurfs 2
Hollywood hits a new low. Distilled and concentrated American bullshit. Just like at Maccas, kids have no resistance.
When I think about it, the issue is that in America emotions don’t seem to exist unless they are expressed out loud and in great detail. Subtlety is simply beyond mainstream America. And there is a curriculum for emotions, apparently.
The end of the Smurfs 2 movie was indistinguishable from that in the End of the World, Bollywood meets hip hop, except it was blue not white.
Gold
Living dinosaurs
It occurred to me tonight that stage plays, along with opera, classical music, painting etc, are suffering the same fate as most old pre-electronic art forms.
The young with something to say are avoiding these art forms altogether. So only the middle and older classes attend. They are living dinosaurs, these art forms.
Stage play
Wizard
Which time?
More on god
Signs
Kea
Down the mountain
Mt Hutt
Dylan on books that speak to you…
Hoody
Esquire
Latter day tude
Crack
Banal
Christchurch
I once saw Elvis Costello interviewed.
They asked him which was his scariest moment. He replied that it was a cold and rainy Sunday in Christchurch in 1984. He walked out of his hotel and the streets were empty with not a soul to be seen.
After a while, in the distance, he saw someone on a bicycle disappear around a corner. And he said he had never felt so lonely or scared.
Christchurch has improved a lot since then but the earthquakes have taken away most of the gains. It’s now a suburban donut, not a city. What life there is, is in malls. Just like most of the U.S.
Contemplation
Lust and lies
Flag fall
One of the big issues with modern Australia is flag-fall.
There is so much government and private regulation that the entry cost for any activity, buying a house, staging a play, setting up a cafe, you name it, is super high.
As a result nothing is spontaneous and everything must be super profitable. Slick and commercial is what we get.
Bugs
Advice
Wish
Kindness
Grace
Grace; it really takes practice to get it right and to make it automatic. It’s becoming a bloody rare commodity in today’s stressed-out society because if you are stressed or feeling like shit, grace is the first thing to go. This is because people tend to externalise their issues rather than deal with them.
OP
Kia
Nasturtiums
…calling the Plato black
Socrates supposedly muttered that “The desire of the lover is the desire of one who delights in learning and loves knowledge”.
Actually that’s a crap translation from ancient Greek to Latin, then to French and finally to English, a.k.a. Chinese whispers.
What he actually said was “I desire a lover that desires me”.
Time up
I just watched the third in the ‘before’ series – ‘before sunrise’, ‘before sunset’ and ‘before midnight’ – the latter being the third.
Oooh, it makes one squirmy to watch this stuff. But is very instructional.
A few ideas come to mind though;
1. Affluence drives us to be very busy doing what are essentially non-critical activities, and in this time poor environment is created many relationship issues.
2. Matching the ‘big’ desires of two people in a relationship can often be very difficult and the less the differences the better. Big issues are ‘where you live’, ‘relationships with kids to ex-partners’, etc.
3. People, even those that know each other inside out, often talk around a subject rather than going to the core of it. Often because they haven’t even properly absorbed their own position. Much of what we think, feel and desire is sub-conscious. So to know oneself is a great starting point for a good relationship.
4. There are critical moments in a relationship that come and go, and if both partners are coincidentally feeling shit about themselves and the relationship, then a perfectly good partnership can dissolve simply due to unfortunate timing. It only takes one party to rescue a crap situation.
5. I keep going back to try and understand what makes couples tick. What makes two seemingly unsuited or suited people matched? I think its a combination of covering for each other’s emotional and developmental issues, security and convenience (the ‘core’ issues). The rest, the daily interest, the sex, the laughs, or lack thereof, is just filler.
6. The longer you spend with someone the more you compensate automatically for the differences between you. This can be both a good and a bad thing. If it’s just putting up with the differences, then emotionally and under the surface, resentment can build. However if people learnt to really let go then this compensation can really work.
7. Time spent together is as critical as time spent apart, which reminds you of what you have. However too much time spent exploring apart creates issues by offering one or the other person too many fundamental alternatives, which always look glossy on the surface. Also this individual development occurs without the attenuating influence of the other, and this lack of synchronicity can be fatal.
Point 5 sort of suggests what the good and bad reasons are for leaving a relationship. But it also is a good guide for getting the core stuff right, but then also minimizing the pain associated with ‘filler’ issues – one may as well get these irritants reduced to the max. But even then, time leads to contempt.
Chuck out
My inner city narrow street has atherosclerosis. Right at the moment, a coffee in the morning requires a meander down the middle of the street since the footpaths (pavements or sidewalks for you foreigners) are overflowing with the detritus of affluence.
You see, my neighbours buy a lot of stuff but then they find that an item either doesn’t fit in the house, or stops working, or they simply decide they don’t want it any more.
Cue the local council; they have mandated chuck-out periods where anything except building materials (exclusion due to the very nature of thieves in utes, aka builders) can be dumped on the footpath in breach of all the council’s usual environment, health and safety rules.
What follows is a fascinating insight into my neighbour’s susceptibility to marketing and a two-week long carnival of amateur and professional scabs cruising the streets looking for cash crops.
Its all great theatre but I need bat-like senses to avoid a pedestrian collision either on the footpath with some discarded item, or on the road with a ute.
The gods must be mad
Permaculture is happening in the backyard. For those of you that practice ignorance, this is a form of agriculture which has every known type of flaura and fauna packed into a postage stamp-sized backyard. That is, a petit-jungle.
One creates a complete ecosphere in miniature and in this balanced virgoan beast apparently no single bug gets out of control. And hence your edible plants are mostly left alone without the application of nasty life-shortening chemicals.
[Cue] copious numbers of lizards rustling around in the subtropical rainforest. [CC] ‘rustle, rustle’.
Well the question arose, as it does, what do the lizards eat? Are these skinks of ours, in the context of vegetables, bugs and mental health, a wanted member of the Lacertilla sub-order?
So I set up an experiment with a caterpillar and a lizard or six thousand. Buddha frowned, and I had to practice Zen because the lizards were full already (alright!). Jesus was good so long as sodomy wasn’t being practised on the lizards or the caterpillars.
In the corner the mad monk thought he was running the country, and his mentors were frowning at the experiment that the weird business type was performing in the garden of Eden. The gods take sides apparently, especially in Club Oz, and especially in the corridors of plover.
Lies
The guy said just buy the empty one and fill it at home.
He added ‘It’s really simple; you can do it with one hand in five minutes’.
Well half an hour later, and then another wasted and tortured half an hour to clean up the mess.
Take-home message. Never listen to the lies of a salesman and always buy your beanbags pre-filled.
Galaxy gone
Drunk, and taking a photo with a smoke in one hand and a beer in the other, I dropped the last Galaxy. It landed with a sickening thud onto the concrete. Initially it looked OK and I was praising Samsung's engineers. But then, from the indented corner a purple malaise spread across its visual cortex, until finally, later the next morning, its functionality ceased just as my head's returned. So praise god for his engineering and a pox on those Koreans for their built-in obsolescence.
Bed bound
Dreams
In my dreams last night I had a million ideas for great blog posts. I plastered the interior of my head with yellow Post-It notes so as to remember these gems. And yet, they (the ideas that is my dear inferee) have all passed the way of the dodo. I do not mean to imply that I loved them the best but they were good, in my dreams.
Lola
‘Correct’
Concern
Wise
Tribal time
Fred
Query
If you have to make a choice is it better to be nice to strangers or nice to the people you love?















































































































