No stopping

I pulled over in the no stopping zone outside my daughter’s school. I was just about to leave the car to go and get her when a copper tapped on the window.

He said I couldn’t stop there and I had to move on or he would book me. I told him I wasn’t stopped and that because I was in the car it was more of a pause.

I pointed out to him that all music players have separate stop and pause buttons, and that parking was just the same.

He looked a little confused, decided I was an idiot and told me to move or else. Geez it was fun.