Confession

I would love to hear a Gen Y at confession.

“Turn off that phone. What do you have to confess my son?”

“I don’t know, you tell me”

“Only you and god know my son. You need to look into your heart and reflect on your sins.”

“I don’t understand; it’s your church. Geez this seat is uncomfortable. Can I go now? I have only ten minutes to log on before I lose my points.”