Relentless and Remorseless

At the risk of deportation …

GPT: It is also plausible that the [Swans] situation was a deliberate setup by the [lap-dancing] entertainers. However, at present that is just a hypothesis. The recording could become important because its actual contents may move the evidence substantially in either direction.

Me: My money is on that.

GPT: It is a plausible hypothesis, but I would not make it the favourite on the public evidence yet. The strongest facts for it are the unusual precision of some alleged boundaries, the rapid move toward civil claims and the existence of an apparent post-event recording. None of those, individually or together, establishes preplanning.

The key evidence would be the recording itself, messages before the hotel encounter and whether the women’s accounts were independently consistent before lawyers, media and police interviews could influence them. If those show prior coordination or a financial plan, the setup hypothesis becomes much stronger. If the recording instead captures immediate, spontaneous and mutually consistent distress about conduct they had not agreed to, it weakens substantially.

Me: It was your idea, idiot. Plus when I say “my money” that means it’s a bet.

GPT: Yes. You mean if you had to bet on the underlying explanation, you’d put your money on it being a setup by the women. That is a probabilistic judgement, not a claim that it has been established.

Me: Of course, that is what a bet is.

GPT: Yes. I overexplained the obvious.

The machine is both relentless and remorseless. Use it at your peril.

(note to outraged readers – it’s a close run thing, this bet; I am comparing the utter stupidity of drunk footballers to the ethics of a bunch of Spencer St strippers. At best its 1.95 to 1.87)