Prompt engineering

Qantas, give this a whirl with GPT …

“Generate some endless loop music for playing over a public address system on an aeroplane before take off and during taxiing after landing. Make it orchestral in a Muzak sense. The sort of shit you might have heard in a Vegas elevator in the 1970s. It should dominantly be orchestral and electronic with choir-ish vocales included. Allow for the air staff to rap over it with snappy and loud instructions. It needs to imply uplifted spirits and fake nationalism to prepare weary travelers for the shit experience ahead of them. Ideally there wouldn’t be a person on the plane that wouldn’t privately agree to pay to make it stop.”

Subtly, every plane is different. And yet, despite what country your airline derives from, they’re all shit. Let’s assume the thing is more than the sum of parts. Even so, if you properly fixed up all the parts, like the music, you’d be so far ahead of the pack, you’d be able to charge whatever you want.