BBC

09/18/2026

This was an actual BBC headline…

Can humpback whales experience grief?

You may as well ponder if crocodiles can feel remorse.

Or if journalists can repent.

Of course, it almost goes without saying that there’s an attention seeking academic at the root of this bullshit.

To think, just this morning I was pining for an air rifle to respond to that magpie that was swooping me.