Things no Australian ever said
“Geez that Jetstar is a great airline”
“I love the service Telstra provides”
“I love Xmas”
“I’m so glad Bunnings has got rid of those useless local hardware stores”
“I can’t wait to get on that Qantas flight”
“I’m loving this Chinese electric car”
“Milkrun is so easy to use.”
“It’s hard to tell which is better: Coles or Woolies.”
“I miss instant coffee.”
“My bank really cares about its customers.”
“I’m so glad I voted [insert any political party]”
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