Gaydar

The chances of hitting three 1-in-a-thousand (1/1000) bets in a row is: 1 in 1 billion.

That’s a 0.0000001% chance — about as likely as flipping a coin 30 times and getting all heads.

Which is why I don’t get too excited when a parent tells me they knew from an early age that little Johnny was gay.

That’s a 1 in 2 bet, or thereabouts given the extra options these days. Don’t make ’em Nostradamus does it?