True story

09/27/2024

Scene; hipster cafe in the city

Barista: “What are you having today?”

Wounded little chick with stamps all over her: “We’re a we”. Very huffy too.

There I was thinking she would be annoyed with the “today”, as if she changes coffee order each day.

Just for completeness, it was a decaf almond milk latte.

The barista actually apologized but I was left wondering what he was supposed to say …

“What are we having today?”

That’s no good because it includes himself in the drinking.

So it would have to be: “What are youse having today?”