Arts section of the paper

Referring to the somewhat embarrassing confession made by the arts and craft writer in the Saturday Paper (see below), the nuances referred to comprised of a white room, a piano and one little picture on the wall.

It seems to me that every time I accidentally find myself in a modern art museum I discover a white room containing just one big object and one little painting hidden somewhere on the wall.

What ever happened to novelty? I suspect that fine arts degrees now have a course on Sensitive Whiteroom objets dissonance Arrangement.

A.k.a. how to hide the fact that you can’t paint for shit.