Bunnnings

I am down at Bunnings this fine Sunday morning.

The place is packed with puzzled unhandy people looking for the apparently unobtainable.

One of the guides, a casual student employee by the looks of him, is ignoring the lost and instead is watching a promotional video in the kitchen section.

Just as I am walking past he gets sprung by the boss.

When challenged as to what he thinks he is doing, I hear this pearler;

“Market research”