The Herald

This morning the Herald taught me that:

The queen is out of cash. She still has a few assets though.

A general has been made governor general. Double dissolution anyone?

Abbott is going after what is left of the unions. But not the cartels of course.

Age is not a character flaw and youth is not an achievement. That from a violinist.

It’s hard to police one-punch laws. For example, someone might throw two.

Most people don’t want sharks killed. A poll in western Sydney.

The rest of the world barely exists. Except for Nigella and Jude.

The stock market did something or other.

There is a ‘money’ section for the sort of people I really don’t like.

Sport is more important than all of the above. Naturally!