Pens

The Australian Customs and Border Protection Service have stopped providing pens for their stupid boarding passenger cards (wherein they keep asking the same questions hoping for different answers).

Then in steps some dodgy charity with five dollar pens. A tax on the unwitting and forgetful. With the proceeds going to Macquarie Bank and the charity’s management and staff.

They could put the whole thing up on a website or an app so we could log in and fill these fucking forms out on our phones. And then only the bits of info that have changed.

I fear the $4.99 of profit will be too compelling to allow this.