Monorail

Sydney is just getting rid of its monorail because it was getting in the way of the plans of a few developers.

It is being dismantled and sold to a Chinese city. They are cutting the support beams at the top of the plinths that they sit on (see below) which means the thing will be ten feet lower when it’s reinstalled in China.

By the time it gets to Russia or Mongolia on its third internship it will be head height.

On the fourth effort in Nigeria it will be a train.