Odd ways to die
These are all headlines from one edition of the Australian Guardian …
Inquest into Melbourne influencer’s death following freebirth
‘I wish it hit me’: Sydney mother shares anguish after children in pram hit and killed by car
Teenager dies after being thrown from horse-drawn carriage in Central Park
‘Enough is enough’: Brother of Sydney shark attack victim calls for lethal response
More than 13,000 seal pups die on remote Australian island amid bird flu outbreak
Two California students swept out to sea and drowned while napping on beach
Then in the Advice section …
Should my husband stop letting our kids climb over our neighbour’s fence to get their ball back?
On the evidence at hand, fuck no.
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