Assimilation

True story. I couldn’t make this up.

I’m getting petrol at the local servo.

The bloke in front of me is an Australian Chinese, inexplicably buying petrol.

Arun, the Indian Australian till attendant says to the guy “do you have flybuys?”

Non comprende.

It’s repeated three times.

“No”.

Arun looks at me, rolls his eyes and says to me in a great Indian accent, “for fucks sake”.