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Viv speak

“Dad, how old were you when you realised that there is no word in the English dictionary that ends in the letter ‘J’ ?”

“Sixty one”

Then I checked and “Taj”, an Indian loan word, is in the Oxford dictionary.

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“Dad, so mom says ‘No Vivian you can’t have that: do you think I’m made of money?’

And I’m thinking, that is literally your name – Made Of Money. But I said nothing.”