Eccentricity Explained

The old square peg and round hole trick becomes a lot easier with a splash or daub (depending on the time and place) of coconut oil and a dash of devil-may-care attitude, usually, but not always, belonging solely to the peg.

When it’s time to withdraw, usually because the peg’s getting bored, it’s best not to look. This ain’t no gift horse situation.

You can teach a round hole to be temporarily pseudo-square but, and this should be completely self-explanatory, just don’t expect any thanks for your efforts.