Half Wits

Yesterday I met my first female misogynist.

I called her on it and suggested that she probably doesn’t hate herself.

We then agreed on a new pseudo definition of a misogynist.

A person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats some women.

After that was agreed I asked how she knows which women to dislike, mistrust or mistreat?

She said “all of them and if on the rare occasion I’m wrong I just apologize. Being the sane ones they naturally accept the apology.”

Was there ever a better definition of an affinity group with a shared prejudice and a fear to know?