5 things Australia can do for the next Asian Opportunity

1. Sell everything we have to China – farms, homes, retail and commercial buildings, businesses, the ASX, bonds, you name it

2. Invest all the proceeds into Chinese assets

3. Wait for the purchased Chinese assets to be worth 10x in real terms what they would have been worth had we hung onto the original Australian assets and then cash out of all those Chinese assets

4. Wait until the Chinese bubble economy collapses

5. And buy those Australian assets back off the Chinese at fire sale prices and then spend all the profits on German cars and overseas holidays

(otherwise known as the Kerry Packer strategy)