UVH

The Universal Vampire Hypothesis explains three things that have been puzzling me of late.

An intelligent person simply has a less attentive, aka lazy, vampire.

And jealousy is the result of two vampires not getting on. They have found that inducing jealousy is a most effective means of getting their conjoined steeds to part.

Love, on the other hand, is just vampires getting on with each other.

My vampire must be drunk.