Fat slop shaming
Small brains must stay alive.
If the brain’s primary prime directive is to survive by conserving calories, then outsourcing its most energy-expensive task – true creative and analytical thinking – to a server farm is the ultimate evolutionary win.
By offloading cognitive friction to LLMs, we aren’t just changing our technology; we are shifting our metabolic baselines.
We’ll get fatter.
Then we’ll run out of beer, steal it from our neighbours, they’ll run out too. Then we’ll get less fat.
