Excuse me
One of my favourite noises is an Australian Bogan female that, in a vain attempt to be a model citizen, hails a stranger that has just unwittingly dropped a personal item:
“Excuse me, Excuse me!”
It’s almost a perfect imitation of that other Australian bird, the sulphur crested cockatoo.
You’ve got to wonder what it would be like to record and feed that noise back to the cockatoo in an attempt at recursive aural rape.
Bogan -> cockatoo -> Bogan -> cockatoo……
Come back after 100 generations of that and we’d have a very cheap weapon of mass destruction. Cheaper and far more effective than $50b subs.
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