Plumbers Mansion

What distinguishes a plumbers mansion from your everyday new Australian house is;

  1. They are always white and 2 storeys. Plenty of glass. Lots of hard surfaces. Essentially a little RSL club.
  2. The biggest roller door you’ve ever seen. Acres of concrete out the front, full of cars.
  3. A little effort has been made to make the house appear grand and oversize, at least compared to its neighbours.
  4. It’s designed solely to impress and have low maintenance. Tradies hate working on their own places and won’t pay someone to do it either.

I only write this because this information is completely missing from the internet.