The Manuel

Instructions for assimilation into Australia for recent refugees.

Step 1; Pick a marsupial, any marsupial. Or just make one up, like the zoologists do every day. Obscure is good, eg the Eastern Striped Longnose Brown Swamp Quoll.

Step 2; Assume it’s endangered.

Step 3; Adopt it as your mission in life.

Step 4; Social the fuck out of it, ad nauseam.