Comma

The Oxford comma has eluded me, all my life, recently, and right up until yesterday.

Although, to be honest, I always do, which I need to stress, use the Oxford comma regularly, but not always.

I just didn’t know it had a name, was even catalogued as a thing, and that people used it in general conversation.

My latter-life introduction to the nomenclature was due to misadventure, caused by my laziness, and a half-arsed exploration of the limits of chat GPT.

Add they say, no good deed goes unpunished, and nor should it