Deathstroke
As a general rule, if a Deathstar passenger finds a person already sitting in their allocated seat, they just randomly choose another seat to sit in.
They don’t forecast that eventually this will cause a chain reaction of musical chairs as some interloper from another class system complains to the aerial chipmunks that their allocated seat is occupied.
It’s just one reason amongst many as to why it takes so long to load a Deathstar.
On top of that, have you noticed that time actually stands still whilst you’re on a Deathstar flight?
It’s a Zeno’s paradox for the ages … if time stands still then how do you ever get to where you are going?
However the orthodox Zeno position is that you can’t actually get there anyway because distance between your starting airport and destination is infinitely divisible.
My guess is that Deathstar, in their relentless pursuit of nothingness, have figured out how to cancel one Zeno paradox with the other.
It’s a new form of the Improbability Drive, for sure. Gets you from Melbourne to Brisbane only two hours late but with your memory strangely wiped.
Jetstar surely put the “C” and the “U” into Qantas.
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