Raygun

08/11/2024

Dopey AF is what you call it. Delusional. No idea.

A 36 year old academic that specialises in the cultural politics of break dancing, which as we’ve seen doesn’t qualify her to break.

Truth is, there is no cultural politics in break dancing. It’s just an academic figment.

Roughly half of current day red brick academia could be exterminated with no discernable impact. None.

But get this, there’s the suggestion floating around that she did it on purpose. Apparently the break dancing community isn’t very happy that their activity was taken over by the olympics. Having no central organisation they were defenceless against it’s inclusion.

Up steps our brilliant academic to save the day. By being an Australian and by completely taking the piss off out of the competition, she’s pretty much assured that the event will be off the agenda for Brisbane 2032.

It will already be absent at the LA Olympics in 2028 for some reason. So by the time two Olympics have gone by without the event, it’s a goner.

So just maybe she is a 36 year old academic that specialises in the cultural politics of break dancing.