Castle law
What passes for serious debate in Queensland…
“A Queenslander’s home is their castle and they should be able to use whatever force necessary to protect themselves against intruders”. This is new legislation going through the state parliament right now.
Well, if it was a castle then you wouldn’t need to worry about home burglars, they’d never get up the ramparts.
As an alternative, I suggest you make a donation, offer them a Corona and a durry, and see them on their way without threat of decapitation.