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LNP

At the Ipswich Show the local LNP member was giving out free popcorn to kids.

Seeking such, I was directed to a vox pop whiteboard, where, as a tax on my serenity, I first had to nominate my biggest concern from the following selection:

Fire ants, youth crime, roads and infrastructure, health, cost of living, or housing.

I laughed out loud at the first one, and told the humbug ‘none of the above’. When pushed, I nominated political hypocrisy as my biggest concern.

Needless to say there was no appetite to add that to the board.

(for the record, youth crime and cost of living attracted the most concern from the morning TV addicts of Ipswich).