BCC
It’s voting day. Our choices are:
[ ] Corruption as usual – labour and the coalition
[ ] Incompetence and stupidity – Greens
[ ] Weird-arse fucktards – random independents
[X] none of the above
Just joking, that last option isn’t real. We’re we’re obliged to turn up at the threat of a $150 fine, and vote for one of these top three clowns.