BCC

It’s voting day. Our choices are:

[  ] Corruption as usual – labour and the coalition

[  ] Incompetence and stupidity – Greens

[  ] Weird-arse fucktards – random independents

[X] none of the above

Just joking, that last option isn’t real. We’re we’re obliged to turn up at the threat of a $150 fine, and vote for one of these top three clowns.