Inanimus
There are six things that drive me to rage;
1. The swipe keyboard on this phone , it is so fucked and it never learns. An opportunity to train an AI thingbot perhaps, someone? For example, how about typo corrections that use the context to guess the right word?
2. Being talked over.
3. People getting in my way because they aren’t spatially aware and don’t want to be. Cunts.
4. Bunnings.
5. Reading glasses.
6. I need a new word for this …. imagine you’re dragging a water hose up the yard. 9 times out of 10 you just drag it all the way. But that one time it jags a log and gets stuck. Drives me nuts. It’s basically me hoping everything goes well with the inanimate objects that I’m interacting with, but it doesn’t. Honestly, it’s a lack of risk assessment, over-optimism, all mixed up with laziness. I’m calling the accompanying rage “inanimus”, a portmanteau of animus and inanimate objects.
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