Fireworks

Reflecting back on things, I think the monolithic blood sucking nanny state started in 1970 something, with the banning of fireworks.

This flash of genius by some evil cunt set the agenda that led Australia into the sterile cul-de-sac that we now fund ourselves in.

At the time, if we had just collectively stood up and said “fuck off, we like fireworks”, things might have turned out very differently.

But they pulled the tearjerker; “every year some kid gets blinded” and we bought it.

Fucking idiots!

There was nothing better than bungers. Variably we blew up post boxes, outdoor dunnies and cats. Oh, glorious days…