Pffff

Google, for some reason, believes that I’m about to drive from Melbourne to Indooroopilly. I’m at Brisbane airport waiting for the train to receive some long lost electricity. It’s hard to come by in Queensland, it seems.

Fascinatingly, Google tells me that the inland route rules, being less congested. But the less inland routes would only cost me an extra 20 or 55 minutes respectively, over the ca. 19 hour non-stop journey.

Alternatively, I could cycle it in three days or walk it in fourteen. Or I could catch a train from Brisbane airport and maybe never get there.

Good luck to any government that gets their hands on my metadata. I’ll be declared non-existent somewhere around Coonabarabran when the algorithms decide that I don’t compute.