Qantas Strip Club

What is that? Nothing comes to mind. No possible explanation makes sense. It’s a she, I’m sure. But, well, how did she track it down, the horizontally striped onesie? And where did the concept arise? Who, who, who thought this was a good idea? And why? Is there an alternative universe, wormholes, the Matrix? I don’t understand and I’m starting to go mad.