Sex, Lies & Videos

​From the daily rag…

“The company’s chairman and owner Kerry Stokes was looped into the phone hook-up from his Beaver Creek ski [really] property in Colorado, where he is spending Christmas.

Insiders say he [Tim Worner, the CEO with the bunny boiler problem] was asked to answer two key questions.

The first question, the insiders said, involved words to the effect of: “Tim, have there been any other relationships like this with anyone from the company?”

The second question was about whether he had “ever done drugs in a work context”. [The bunny boiler revealed sexual encounters fuelled by coke]

It is understood that Mr Worner’s answer to both questions was a firm “No”.”

He had a choice to die there in the meeting by telling the truth, or to lie and drag it out, praying for a miracle.

I guess the man that would pump for the former answer wouldn’t be in the situation in the first place.