God

Now that I’ve got my hands on a clutch of free app developers, I’m thinking of an app called ‘God’.

It will have two simple elements:

1. A Twitter-like messaging system that allows all God’s followers to share their thoughts. But more importantly, enabling a hierarchy to emerge amongst God’s followers, with a few of the least thoughtful garnering the most airtime.

2. A Google-like search bar that doesn’t return any results.