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I’m pretty sure that Brisbane’s trains are actually one big Quixotic experiment that is attempting to prove Zeno’s paradox.

It can’t be controlled from Queensland; they pretty much can’t spell ‘theorem’ up here.

No, there’s something quite alien going on. I’ll get to the bottom of it one day.

It’s a shame there’s rats on the arrows. More’s the pity that I’m one of them. Collateral damage I guess!