AG

My favorite dickhead of the moment isn’t Donald. It’s George Brandis.

I get the sense that he was the fat kid at school that every one picked on. Then he managed to get a law degree at Mudgee College or something like that, and ended up as a conveyancing solicitor before wedging his way into politics.

It is odd that the Liberal Party seems to attract the least qualified to hold any sort of office. They must have a multiple choice IQ questionnaire that you have to fail miserably before being promoted to a safe seat.

It must also help if you have beady eyes, sweat profusely, and bad breath. Oh, and a hatred of anything that would have been considered progressive in 1960.

And now George is the Attorney General, wreaking vengeance on all those that mocked him, times past.

He’ll end up destroying himself. But fortunately it’ll be slow and delicious to watch.