Inspired Awe

Next year I might make a few hundred tiny, tiny micro-thongs and sprinkle them in the grass at Tamarama.

The juxtaposition and Lilliputian dissonance, not to mention the view from outer space, will inspire awe and religious fervour amongst the punters. It’ll make them reflect on their place in the universe. It may even cause them to consider the meaning of life. The sheer novelty and beauty of my creations will make our whole society pause for a moment to consider matters other than greed and consumption.

And, being hidden in the grass, my micro-thongs will be safe from acts of Poseidon.