Moth’s Balls

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it many times; the black magic does not require refrigeration.

Left in a Floridian swamp with the lid missing, the gunk would be good to ingest a decade later.

First formulated in an era before the commoditisation of electrons, it can be ingested only by primates of the australopithycause genus.

It is in fact completely immune to all the usual first-world food degenerating concerns.

Simply stated, it’s better at repelling moths than your grandmother’s naphthalene balls. And there ain’t any moths in the cold white box.