CCO

While we’re at the super sizing of the nanny state, how about a Chief Coffee Officer of Australia?

Someone who’s goal would to promote great coffee in Australia, uniformity of coffee terminology (long mac for instance), licencing of baristas, university degrees for baristas, fines and criminal offences for the serving of crap coffee, research centres for the growing and processing of coffee, pointless advertisements for all the above, coercion of the states into all of the above, etc.