Scramble

For sheer old school entertainment I love the business pages. Not the articles, but for the pictures.

For example, the exhibit below is meant to suggest that our beleaguered CEO is shackled to the desk in worldly contemplation as to how to get his shareholders out of the unholy mess he has got them into.

Whereas in fact he is probably spending the day on the blower to his wife’s broker, desperately trying to dump the stock.