Orb Logic

Female orb spiders eat their mates after or during sex about 80% of the time. Apparently the fellas have to go into a pack of females (Kafka should have picked this one up) where they tend to pick the young plump virgins. The biologists believe this is because there’s a greater chance of conception. It hasn’t occurred to them that the blokes are just picking the inexperienced ones so as to improve their chances of getting into the 20%.