Tender

Over a few beers last night, I heard all about Tinder from a couple that had recently met through the app.

Paraphrasing, the vibe is this;

“If you fuck enough frogs then one may miraculously turn into a prince”

I can’t help but feel that there’s a flaw in that logic.

But the conversation did give me an idea for an app called Tender.

Not the loving kind of tender that you don’t find on Tinder, but the looking for someone to fulfill your ‘business needs at the lowest cost’ kind of tender.

The trouble with Tinder is that no money changes hands. It’s effectively a bartering system, as in:

“Your hope of finding a partner, traded for my sexual needs”

We all know bartering doesn’t work! It’s almost as bad as communism…

Back to Tender; what a great way to match business needs with service providers. Swipe away, looking for a match.

The service providers, the ‘men’ in this scenario, the tenderers, would swipe right to everything.

And the predominantly left-swiping ‘women’, the business tenderees, would be very selective and still get screwed.