Bicycle Tale

I heard a tale today and it involved bicycles.

This young girl in the country discovered as a teenager that riding her bicycle down a certain hill, hands free, provided certain unique and enjoyable sensations.

So she rode up and down that hill quite a bit.

And then her parents moved the family to a neighboring country town.

She rode all over town, hands free down the hills, but the roads were all paved and it was looking dicey.

Eventually she crashed into the back of a parked car, and then sensibly gave away the crusade.

Fortunately she then discovered the electric toothbrush.