What?

I think there’s something wrong with me.

United Airlines just asked me to save answers to specific questions as part of an attempt by them to tighten up account security.

With reference to the questions below, in all cases I either (a) don’t have an answer, (b) don’t know the answer, (c) might forget an answer that I make up, or (d) have more than one answer.

Do normal people just have one answer to each of these questions or do they just make them up and remember them?

I prefer it when you can make up your own questions. Like:

1. What do you like about United Airline? (nothing)
2. Which is your favourite US city? (none)
3. What do you hate about the United Airline website? (the security questions)
4. Why do you fly United Airlines? (because there is no other choice direct to SFO)
5. What’s the worst aspect of flying on United Airlines? (the flight staff)