Spiritual Dysfunction

It must be true, the papers said so…

“Nearly two-thirds of  women experience ongoing sexual dysfunction six months after giving birth…the four most common problems were sexual pain disorder, sexual desire dysfunction, sexual arousal disorder and orgasmic disorder…A prospective study of 500 women in the UK found 83 per cent of women had sexual dysfunction at three months and 64 per cent of women were still experiencing it at six months.”

The final paragraph of the story reads … “Women with deep religious convictions were three times more likely to experience dysfunction than those without religious affiliations.”

The cunning buggers probably subconsciously decide they don’t want any more kids for the time being, and this is their most viable option.

A study at the University of British Columbia has shown that people’s ability to analytically solve problems is strongly anti-correlated with measures of religious belief. Cause or effect, nobody knows.

Putting it all together; there’s more than one way to skin a cat. But in every scenario the poor old cat cops it.